Well my not so favourite season of the year is here with all its puddles and splashes but i have found a way to come out of my gloom. I have decided to be a fashionista and give everybody fashion tips for the season.
Begining with clothes, the darker the colours the better it is because it will keep you looking clean and opaque. Baggy clothes should be avoided and so should the scanty ones..believe me you wont want mud stains on your sexy legs in the morning......wear nice flowy fabrics like chiffon and avoid cottons.
Coming to shoes "Rubber"saves the day...wear chappals and flip flops which save you from the smelly feets as well as look super cool and funky. Dont be caught in public wearing leather shoes but if you have to go to work in them remember to keep that extra pair of flip-flops in the office. Another great option is jelly flats and peeptoes as they look super sexy and are comfy too. However stay away from heels even if you are 5 feet tall....you will bless me when you dont fall down in a water filled pothole.
For your hair keep them open or tie in a loose pony tail...tight buns are a total no-no as they look if ugly if your hair is wet. Also please shampoo them regularly for the benifit of all those who surround you.
If you are an accessory lover like me..this is your season. Wear cute plastic bangles with colourful geometric designed earrings. You can also wear long neckpieces with beads and coloured stones but try to keep it a little neat and dont over-do. Carry see-through plastic handbags or if you prefer go for leather like looking plastic bags as they are generally waterproof. Dont use fabric and jute bags this season for reasons you know.
So here it is my fashion gyan for the season......hope you follow it or else GOD SAVE YOU!
Strange knowledge
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Recently I was reading a book by a female author named Linda Howard, the book being called Drop Dead Gorgeous. Since I am a fiction buff I have read both good and bad books but this book is beyond words. Having been written by a woman this book is seriously anti feministic in the way it treats the lead characters. The protagonist is a woman is who is independent and successful but is totally bossed around by her fianc`e who is a masochistic moron, sterotypically a policeman by profession and therefore her saviour. Its really very antagonising that people write and believe in things like a woman should drop her maiden name or she is a property of her husband. If mediums of general mass entertainment like fiction is such anti-feminist, we have a long way to go for gender equality.
BFF
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Now when I think of my BFF I simply have this one friend who has stood by me for quiet a long time. We haven't seen each other since almost past three years and before that we hardly knew one another for more than a month. Well how we bacame friends is completely a different story which is irrelevant here but what I want everyone to know is what my BFF is like. He is almost a year and half younger to me and in a senese is very childish. When we talk one phone he makes funny comments and can even make me laugh in my most horrible moments. We share a very special bonding which is much more stronger than love. Through these years when we have been separated one thing has happeneed which is that we both are now connected even more than ever. He is a very special person in my life whom I remember in every happy and sad moment. Well I know what I am writting sounds very clich`e and archies greeting card type but still my dear friend I miss you always and wish that we could still be together like old times.
P.S.For those who dont understand what BFF means are hereby barred from read my blog :P .
P.S.For those who dont understand what BFF means are hereby barred from read my blog :P .
NONSENSE
Thursday, November 5, 2009
This word has become my favourite starting today! I met a whole new lot of people today who were charminlgy different and talked completely nonsense. These people are a set of loosers calling themselves creative and making television shows like Balika Vadhu. Well thankfully I didnt meet these people in person but I had the opportunity of watching the show.
Now I am that sort of a person who is kind of up market and so I vehemently oppose the idea of family drama. My kind of television is reruns of friends and sienfield. But the point I am trying to make here is that I watched Balika Vadhu, courtesy dad (yes my dad watches it!), and I actually liked it. The completely unrealistic sets, awful make-up and bad storyline were a total flop. And the show overall was NONSENSE. But still it made some kind of sense to me. The reason being the fact that it was kind of funny. Seeing people depict emotions has always amused me. These daily soaps actually have every emotion like love, sorrow, anger, venegeance in every episode. Its actually comical to see every emotion one after the other. And so where everything sensible is plane boring nonsense like this steal the show.
Anyway this is the reason for me liking the word nonsense because sometimes its only nonsense which makes sense, an example would be me writting this blog.
Now I am that sort of a person who is kind of up market and so I vehemently oppose the idea of family drama. My kind of television is reruns of friends and sienfield. But the point I am trying to make here is that I watched Balika Vadhu, courtesy dad (yes my dad watches it!), and I actually liked it. The completely unrealistic sets, awful make-up and bad storyline were a total flop. And the show overall was NONSENSE. But still it made some kind of sense to me. The reason being the fact that it was kind of funny. Seeing people depict emotions has always amused me. These daily soaps actually have every emotion like love, sorrow, anger, venegeance in every episode. Its actually comical to see every emotion one after the other. And so where everything sensible is plane boring nonsense like this steal the show.
Anyway this is the reason for me liking the word nonsense because sometimes its only nonsense which makes sense, an example would be me writting this blog.
Technical Error #111#
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
The tittle of this blog seems to be pretty awful. Especially for people like me who suffer from bad internet connection syndrome :P. It has indeed become a disease,atleast for me. These days I even dream in my sleep about a redirecting page. So I need a 3G ASAP.
Anyway coming back to the point I have been wondering since a past few days about how to find a good boyfriend. It was one of my new year resolutions to find myself a nice, handsome and classy boyfriend. That obviously have'nt happend yet. And its november now so I have approx only around 2 months at the most. The year though has been quiet interesting in terms of the no. of guys I have dated. All of them didnt match in most of my criterias which has obviously resulted in my continuing single status. Which reminds me of the trailors for a movie apparently called Radio but all they talk about is Facebook :P. Anyway moving ahead I think things will work out soon for me hopefully *fingers crossed*. On a different note I watched a new ad on TV by airtel for some 1paisa/per second scheme. SRK was completely wasted in the ad. It didnt even make any sense. Its hightime that I should start making those ads for I guess I can do it better........is any ad agency listening or rather reading. Ahh I again diverted from the point but I guess thats because I am sleepy. So I gotta sleep now and analyse my non existing love life tommorrow *YAWN*.
Anyway coming back to the point I have been wondering since a past few days about how to find a good boyfriend. It was one of my new year resolutions to find myself a nice, handsome and classy boyfriend. That obviously have'nt happend yet. And its november now so I have approx only around 2 months at the most. The year though has been quiet interesting in terms of the no. of guys I have dated. All of them didnt match in most of my criterias which has obviously resulted in my continuing single status. Which reminds me of the trailors for a movie apparently called Radio but all they talk about is Facebook :P. Anyway moving ahead I think things will work out soon for me hopefully *fingers crossed*. On a different note I watched a new ad on TV by airtel for some 1paisa/per second scheme. SRK was completely wasted in the ad. It didnt even make any sense. Its hightime that I should start making those ads for I guess I can do it better........is any ad agency listening or rather reading. Ahh I again diverted from the point but I guess thats because I am sleepy. So I gotta sleep now and analyse my non existing love life tommorrow *YAWN*.
The Big Bang Theory
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Okay so whats happening in life??? Well life pretty much sucks right now....reason being flu. Ohh wait its not your ordinary desi flu but is a new imported version called swine flu. Now you must be wondering why I am writting about swine flu. Well there are reasons for it however none of them is social service :P. Actually I have noticed some strange behaviour by people around me. These are normal "mango ppl" who travel with me or live near me or are my friends.
Since the last two days these people have become suspicious of everyone around them who is sneezing or even gives a minor cough for conversational purposes. People are actually treating them like, they are some kind of terrorists or something who is out there to kill you. The worst affected by this kind of attitude of people are the very poor people who generally beg on trains or sell stuff. I actually heard a woman in my first class compartment to tell a little boy selling clips that to go n sell his things on the second class compartment because she was explaining others how these slum people are carrying the H1N1 virus.
I mean that ok its a scary situation out there but isnt this behaviour ridiculous. Treating the poorer people like they are our enemies is really very bad. We must not forget that how many ever economic diffrences we create but still all of us are humans and definitely the swine flu agrees with me because it can hit anyone.
So now you may be wondering why this post is called the big bang theory...its simply because I was always lousy at physics and never understood this theory...the same way as I dont understand why we "the mango ppl" react so violently to things which we have no clue about and form conclusions without any knowledge.
P.S. This post is dedicated to my mother who has become so paranoid of swine flu that she has asked me n my sister to not shake hands with people :P.
Since the last two days these people have become suspicious of everyone around them who is sneezing or even gives a minor cough for conversational purposes. People are actually treating them like, they are some kind of terrorists or something who is out there to kill you. The worst affected by this kind of attitude of people are the very poor people who generally beg on trains or sell stuff. I actually heard a woman in my first class compartment to tell a little boy selling clips that to go n sell his things on the second class compartment because she was explaining others how these slum people are carrying the H1N1 virus.
I mean that ok its a scary situation out there but isnt this behaviour ridiculous. Treating the poorer people like they are our enemies is really very bad. We must not forget that how many ever economic diffrences we create but still all of us are humans and definitely the swine flu agrees with me because it can hit anyone.
So now you may be wondering why this post is called the big bang theory...its simply because I was always lousy at physics and never understood this theory...the same way as I dont understand why we "the mango ppl" react so violently to things which we have no clue about and form conclusions without any knowledge.
P.S. This post is dedicated to my mother who has become so paranoid of swine flu that she has asked me n my sister to not shake hands with people :P.
Nightmare
Thursday, July 9, 2009
Huh!! what a horrible day.... I just wish today just vanishes from my life... haven't had a day this bad since a long time. to begin with I woke up late(bloody alarm) and had to rush to make in time for college. And there for the first time in my life I got SUSPENDED. Yes thats true :( however I am not alone, my whole class of SYBMM is with me. But it hardly makes a difference.
Well the next thing to me was a bloody thievery. I went to the oh-so-posh oxford book store and left my purse at the security counter and in bloody 20 mins my wallet was missing...later to be found empty in my friend's bag who definitely didnt steal the money. And now the biggest part I bloody lost 6 grands..yes i was fool enough to carry such kind of money...though I had reasons. I will never forgive the person who did this to me....to my much awaited shopping trip and to the pretty dress I saw at AND. "You who stole my money Will Rot In The Deepest Pits Of Hell".
So now you see how nightmarish a day can be.... By the end of the day I was wondering whether my train to home might have an accident...looking at the way the day was leading....but anyways thankfully that didnt happen....GOD PLZ SAVE ME FROM MY FATE!!!!!
Well the next thing to me was a bloody thievery. I went to the oh-so-posh oxford book store and left my purse at the security counter and in bloody 20 mins my wallet was missing...later to be found empty in my friend's bag who definitely didnt steal the money. And now the biggest part I bloody lost 6 grands..yes i was fool enough to carry such kind of money...though I had reasons. I will never forgive the person who did this to me....to my much awaited shopping trip and to the pretty dress I saw at AND. "You who stole my money Will Rot In The Deepest Pits Of Hell".
So now you see how nightmarish a day can be.... By the end of the day I was wondering whether my train to home might have an accident...looking at the way the day was leading....but anyways thankfully that didnt happen....GOD PLZ SAVE ME FROM MY FATE!!!!!
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